Instead of just saying “yep, I accidentally knocked up a random”, Simon Cowell is desperately trying to make us believe he has real feelings for Lauren Silverman. The two were seen in St. Tropez recently, where Simon evidentially got quite sunburned because they were seen exiting a restaurant in London a few days later and he was very red. Perhaps he was just embarrassed by the whole thing – they even decided to kiss in front of the cameras which was so vomit-worthy and was very fake looking. Anyway, Simon has taken the whole fake relationship to a whole new level by joking that they might even marry:
”That’s a very leading question – that could be part two of the musical. What’s going to happen next? You’ll just have to wait and see.”
Simon has also been yapping on about how this whole thing has turned out to be a big miracle and he’s super happy about it all now that it has sunk in:
”Once it happened, you feel completely different. Once I heard the news about the baby … little bit of a shock, then I got used to it, and then I became incredibly paternal and protective and I feel very attached to the baby already. The fact it can happen at this time in my life is fantastic … maybe a miracle.”
