According to new reports, Selena Gomez may be pity f**king Ed Sheeran. C’mon, we’re supposed to believe Selena Gomez moved him from friend zone to f**k zone for no particular reason? Oh yeah, he’s just so nice, with a great personality. I’m sure Taylor Lautner’s nice too, and he’s nice with giant abs and a sparkling smile added on top. Plus, Taylor Lautner is just so much hotter, even if his brain is just a large air hole that instructs him to remove his t-shirt and grin vacantly, does it really matter? (Ok, it does!).
If you want to make Justin Bieber jealous, Lautner is the best way forward. Not googly eyes Carrot Top, who will make Justin Bieber feel even more smug than he does now, and that shizz is already at an all time high. Taylor and Selena previously dated before so I’m sure they could easily shack up again if they wanted to and make beautiful sweet werewolf love under the stars.
Anyway, a source says that Selena and Ed are hooking up at the moment and are keeping an open mind (yes, Selena is being particularly open minded):
“They are friends with an open mind, he’s sensitive and sweet and a lot deeper than Justin.”
Selena is supposedly sick of Justin and had to move past his weirdo drama (good idea!). The insider says that the couple “are totally done … not even hooking up anymore.” Ed is previously rumored to have hooked up with Taylor Swift too pretty recently, which officially makes him the luckiest dude to ever be hobbit size and actually manage to attract hot women. I guess he might be adorable to someone. Maybe without the glasses he looks like Ben Foster?
