Kristen Stewart did say that they’re basically back together recently, but for the first time, we’ve got photographic evidence. The couple, who are supposedly struggling to get over Kristen’s little director crush (to put it mildly), were seen canoodling at a place romantically titled ‘Ye Rustic Inn’. In the photos, Kristen looks her usual pissed off/nonchalant self and Robert looks rough and vaguely sad, which translates to couple happiness for them it appears. They tried to play it low key by dressing up like Wayne’s World extras, but unfortunately they were spotted by the clever paparazzi.
So, has Robert actually forgiven Kristen’s cheating? Here are two theories. 1 – Robert Pattinson is a robot designed by the late Steve Jobs. He thus has no emotions and isn’t bothered about her sleeping with a random married dude. His mechanical heart in unbreakable. 2 – the whole thing was staged to give people huge heart-palpitations before the final Twilight film is released, because there are too many people in the world who care about their weird relationship and any budding marketing genius could smell the promotion after pitching their clever fake cheating idea.
Or, Kristen Stewart is super convincing.
