Covering your child’s face with a blanket can only remind us of one thing:
Granted, Jay-Z’s face is a lot less psychotic looking, but still. You’ve already shared photos of your kid on tumblr. She’s just a kid, even if she is worthy enough to be named after a primary color and still sound vaguely cool. It’s easy to cover her up without looking this crazy, just keep her head faced inwards – it’s as easy as that. The blanket method, as popularized by Jacko before others actually began to use it as a legit way to hid their offspring, is not flattering and makes you look like a slightly weird, over-protective parent, even if you are just concerned a photograph taken by a paparazzi might warp your child to the point on no return at such a young age.
He’s holding Blue Ivy in a sort of strange huddling position, which makes him look really vulnerable and completely un-gangster, which should obviously be a big concern for him, duh. Jay-Z doesn’t look like he’s used to the whole parent thing yet, so hopefully he won’t continue to take lessons from the Jackson family.
