Charlie Sheen Only Dates Women With Perfect Feet

In yet another hilarious interview, Charlie Sheen has commented that he only dates women who have beautiful feet, and if they have any strange foot features at all, it’s a major turn-off. Charlie says he has dumped girls in the past for having a longer toe than the big toe:

‘I’ve not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they’re not. Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That’s bad, too.”

Talking on spiraling out of control and losing his ‘Two and a Half Men’ job, Charlie says he was very much in denial and ruined many relationships because of his strange headline-making behavior:

”Clearly, a guy gets fired, his relationships are in the toilet, he’s off on some f**king tour, there’s nothing ‘winning’ about any of that. I mean, how does a guy who’s obviously quicksanded, how does he consider any of it a victory? I was in total denial.”

Commenting on his drinking habits, Charlie says he isn’t intending to stop completely because he feels it works for him, and doesn’t see what harm a few drinks can do:

“I mean, the s**t works. Sorry, but it works. Anyway, I don’t see what’s wrong with a few drinks. What’s your drink? Tequila? Mine’s vodka. Straight, because I’ve always said that ice is for injuries, ha ha.”