Unless you’ve sat down and read a Kim Kardashian interview, you might be forgiven for believing that Kim Kardashian has a vaguely average IQ – she did manage to turn a sex tape into a career after all, but it looks like momager Kris is responsible for every smart money-making move behind the Kardashian empire because Kim seems like a dim character, especially in this latest interview which is shockingly stupid.
Kim reveals that she “hates” herself for leaving her makeup on and falling asleep because it ruins her skin, which is like, ya’know, the worst:
”I fell asleep in my make-up two days ago. My skin was perfect and then I fell asleep with all my make-up on. I woke the next morning and was like, ‘Why did I do that?’ I hate myself every time I do it.”
Hate seems a little strong doesn’t it – plus, who gives a crap. She describes her skin routine:
”I use Per-fekt. It’s a face wash, toner and a moisturiser. I put sunscreen on afterwards and I use a scrub three times a week.”
The best quote of the interview came later, when Kim was asked about her biggest beauty blunder:
”Sometimes your face will be too pale for your body, and that sucks.”
Geez, how terrible is that? Almost as bad as carrying your malnourished child 5 miles on your back in the blistering Sahel desert heat to their nearest nutrition center. Almost. This is too vapid to even stomach.
