These 5 celebrity guys have all randomly referenced the size of their manhood, joking about the length of their trouser snake. While the ladies of Celebville rarely reference their ‘parts’, these 5 guys couldn’t resist a good penis joke and decided to laugh about either being large, small, etc. Some were rumoured to have an extra large package and decided to laugh off the reports by making fun of the whole thing, while others decided to simply throw their own joke out there.
Enrique Iglesias
Enrique joked that his manhood is very small and he has trouble finding the right sized condoms: “I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people – you know, from experience.”
Idris Elba
Idris was photographed with a large bulge down his trousers but he took to his Twitter account to reveal that it sadly wasn’t what people thought: “The good news is i got a s**tload of (new Twitter) followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire. #egowentintospaceshipmodethough (sic)”.
James Corden
When asked what cosmetic surgery he’d have, James said he’d have penis reduction because his weighs too much: ”You know what, I would love to make my penis smaller. If it was possible. Because it’s such a weight now, it’s just baggage I don’t need. It’s too much!”
Justin Theroux
Justin says filming a jogging scene was difficult because of his “flopping shlong” and he was forced to wear two pairs of underwear to combat the problem: “There’s two jogging scenes … when I went to get my wardrobe for the second jogging scene way later, there was my jogging pants and two pairs of underwear in the trailer. I was like, ‘Oh I can choose which pair?’ They were like, ‘No, they want you to wear both!'”
Matt LeBlanc
When asked if rumours that he is “larger than life” are true, Matt joked in response: “I guess it’s OK to point out that I am absolutely of human proportion, so fear not!”
