The idea of Kim Kardashian crying over her fat hands is so funny, it actually has to be true. According to ‘Life & Styles’ new cover, the reality star is actually pretty upset about this whole baby havin’ thing. The cover even goes so far as to claim that the unborn child is “ruining” her life already! The reason why? Apparently she has had to “give up deals worth millions” and the cover says she has ballooned in size, now weighing 210lbs. I’m glad someone pulled off the top secret operation to break into her bathroom just in time to see her tip the scales in order to find out that information.
The cover also boldly claims that Kanye won’t see her, which seems at least partially true because the couple have been spending no time together at all lately, despite it being their last chance to have some real couple time – Kanye is too busy in Paris at work, while Kim is in Los Angeles, desperately doing hand exercises and working out. Although Kim is supposedly ballooning in size and addicted to eating, there is also a continuous stream of photos of her going to the gym obsessively. Does something not add up?
If your in need of a laugh, head over to Earsucker to see the cover of ‘Life & Style’ which even features a photo of Kim stuffing her face because she apparently just can’t stop eating!
