Woody Allen
Woody Allen is a terrible kisser because, according to Helena Bonham Carter, he leaves nothing to chance. Carter said that Allen didn’t like certain ways of kissing, and that no liquid is permitted. I guess I’d be more thankful about the second part, but geez- what a jerk!
Harrison Ford
Harrison Ford is “impossible to kiss on screen,” according to Helen Mirren and a bevy of other actresses. Why? He’s got no passion. Though he’s said to be the nicest guy around, nice guys finish last in the kissing department.