Why would anyone in Hollywood be interested in making a porn film? To give the seedy genre a new unique spin, to break down existing sexual taboos or for another reason, these 5 stars all have an interest in making a porn film in the future even though it is sure to stir controversy and get a lot of attention for its risqué content – they want to do it! While some want to stick to the usual set-up that comes with porn (the bad script, cheesy locations, etc) others are more interested in doing something different such as writing a proper script and developing the characters to give it more depth and meaning.
Asia Argento
Asia wants to create a film possibly for women because she feels it would address a taboo that is rarely seen: “I wanted to make a porn remake of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and take it to the next level. One day I would like to make a movie about sex, especially for women because women’s sexuality, things like women’s masturbation, is still a huge taboo.”
Dita Von Teese
Dita is interested in directing a porn film aimed at both genders that wouldn’t be too cliche: “I don’t want my porn too geared toward women. I want it really dirty. I like Sasha Grey. I look for her movies because she’s got it all. She’s beautiful and not trying to look like the cliche porn star.”
Lil’ Jon
Rapper Lil’ Jon has put together a team to make several porns: “We’ve been planning to make some proper hardcore porn films for about two years now. And when my homeboy came up with a script we just looked around for a crew and good producer.It probably took about two weeks to get together. We’re planning a series of them. The next one will be shot in either Costa Rica or Brazil.”
Matt Damon
Matt wants to make a one-of-a-kind porn film that develops the characters properly: “My theory on action movies is that they’re like porn movies. A porn movie has got really bad writing, really bad acting and really thinly drawn characters.They have a really sh*tty scene where they talk and say, ‘Hey, I’m the milkman’ And you know what is going to happen. And then you get the action and you don’t really feel anything for the action and then you get another really stupid scene with, ‘Hey, I’m the milkman’. What I want to do is make a character-driven porn movie. It’s all going to be about the character and the porn’s going to grow out of the characters and serve as character development.”
Moby
Moby wants to make a porn that features men who are less well-endowed than usual: “I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
