Can someone please remind Miley Cyrus about, you know, umm, Hannah friggin Montana? Because she’s gotten a little too big for her oversized army boots lately and needs taking down a peg or two on the cool scale. Let’s not be too harsh. She’s clearly trying to grow out her previous clean Disney image and do something new for herself, but smoking dope and hanging with Snoop Lion isn’t the way to earn street cred, well.. it might a little. However, taking selfies of yourself for no apparent reason just isn’t cool. We don’t want to see your new crop top or your new raspberry lipstick or whatever other ridiculous thing you’ve decided to wear while standing awkwardly in front of a mirror to pose for us all. Please, just be cool without trying too hard. It takes time to forgive the Jonas brothers obsession you once had.
1. She dresses like an idiot and thinks it’s amazing.
2. She cut her hair off in a ‘Justin Bieber meets Ellen DeGeneres’ style which she clearly loves.
3. She smokes dope all of the time and thinks she looks super cool doing it in public.
4. She collabed with Snoop Lion. She’s obviously happy about that. Note the facial expression.
5. She takes a bazillion selfies of herself.
