Hilary Duff
This is a real tragedy, because Duff had good teeth until she totally veneered herself up to look like a horse. Seriously, have you seen those horse teeth? Good god. Don’t cap your teeth because you’ll look like a marionette, for serious.
Morgan Freeman
Great actor, terrible teeth. They’re all clustered in, like yellow chicklets. Doesn’t he have enough money to fix that? I mean, not Hilary Duff fix it, but you know what I mean.