Fabricated Story of the Day: Rihanna’s Liver is Damaged From Drinking

According to a blabbering insider, Rihanna’s liver can’t take another drop of vodka, or it might just cease to function. The snitch believes that the singer’s partying lifestyle is catching up to her and her excessive drinking has caused liver damage that could even kill her soon. The person spoke:

“Rihanna is spiraling out of control and is headed for an early grave, it never seems to be one beer or one cocktail. Once she gets started, Rihanna pounds drinks all night long, sometimes until the sun comes up. She definitely goes on binges. She’s been a hard drinker since her teens and her friends and family are desperately urging her to get into rehab.”

Rihanna was reportedly hospitalized after the MET Gala for exhaustion and dehydration, so perhaps she should slow down and take some well deserved time off, but this rumor just seems totally blown out of proportion. A doctor (who hopefully doesn’t give anyone real medical advise) even weighed in on the subject:

“Rihanna could be dead tomorrow from liver failure, anybody who drinks alcohol for more than two hours a day, even if it is binge drinking once a week, is looking a premature death. Once the liver is permanently damaged, it’s over.”