Rumer Willis is Single and PISSED.

Rumor Willis and her beau Michael Alberti are splitsville, people!

Coffee for one, please.

After two years, the two are no more. According to Celebitchy,

” I think they were just dating, and they seemed to have a solid, non-famewhore kind of relationship. There would be paparazzi and red carpet photos of them every so often, but it wasn’t like they were posing or really pushing their relationship out into the spotlight constantly. Also, from Life & Style’s report, it kind of seems like Rumer got dumped.”

Sounds like it to me, if she’s causing a big stink. No girl likes to be called fat or unwanted, right? Well, Rumer, today’s your lucky day.