Rihanna: “I Miss my Ass. It Just Went Away! I Need a Butt.”

Rihanna has been missing her old butt as of late. The singer says it has mysteriously disappeared even though she has been craving and eating huge amounts of food, so she isn’t sure what is up with her body! Rihanna believes her current butt doesn’t ‘live up to its full potential’ at the moment, even though she looks fantastic. Riri claims it’s just not there anymore:

“I don’t know if there’s something going on with my body right now, but I’m eating everything in life! I miss my ass. It just went away! I need a butt. I have an idea of one, but it’s not living up to its full potential right now.”

Talking candidly on falling in love, Rihanna describes a time when she fell in love hard, but when the relationship fell apart, her world was completely changed and she saw things differently (who is she talking about?). She says the heartbreak was the most painful feeling she’s ever felt:

“When I was in love, I fell so hard. I was really, really, really in love. The way it made me feel was priceless. And in a blink of an eye my whole life changed. Everything that I knew was different. I never thought I’d feel that pain in my life. I’m afraid of feeling that again.”