Oh gosh, Oh geez.
Guess what? According to Popeater, A scandalous photo of the tanned and topless Pippa Middleton, 27 surfaced on the trash-ocean that is the INTERNET. She’s doing some dirty dancing with an unidentified similarly topless man! Oh goodness! Oh PIPPA. You should act more like your name sounds, like a fabled sprite emblazoned on pillows owned by 60-something women.
Anyhow, move over Nazi Prince Harry. There’s a new badass in town.
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