Natalie Portman Has a KID.

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Sorry, nerds everywhere.

Actress and her dancer dude fiancée Benjamin Millepied had a boy, named….who knows? It’s soooo top secret that it’s probably in an envelope hiding behind an Oscar. Portman, 30, met her beau on the set of Black Swan, and you know, they probably talked about pretentious shit like art and books and fine wines and things. In December, they said they were engaged and going to have a kid.

Anyhoo, according to People, these two are moving fast, but at the pace of Hollywood. In 2 years? Divorced and grandparents. Yeah, that fast!