Lie of the Day: Paris Hilton Has Been “Training” Every Day to Become a DJ

Paris Hilton recently made her debut as a DJ in Brazil – she was booed throughout her set and it was a massive flop. However, Paris claims she has worked her ass off to make it happen, and has been “training” (sounds like she joined the army) for 6 – 8 hours every day in preparation. Paris commented:

“I’ve been training every day for six to eight hours for the past year. I was up until 4am most nights, and then I had to change my set when I found out that it was going to be more of a pop crowd in Brazil, rather than a dance music crowd. On the jet out, I spend the entire flight reqorking the whole thing.”

Next, Paris tries to act as though staying up until 4am is something she usually doesn’t do, by saying she studied the work of other DJs around the world until late every night – what a great excuse to party every night, eh Paris?  She also studied the great work of Afrojack:

“DJ AM taught me how to DJ with vinyl almost ten years ago. Recently, I’ve been working in the studio with DJ Poet, who produces and DJs for the Black Eyed Peas, and he has been providing me with some great tips and advice. I also spent the past year travelling to shows around the world with Afrojack. It was a great experience, to watch how he engages the crowd and creates great energy at his parties.”

Looks like Paris isn’t getting any love as a DJ, even after all her horrible, hard training. Too sad!