Let’s Help Nicolas Cage – God Forbid He Loses An Island

So you’ve heard about how Nicholas Cage owes a lot of money to the IRS.  I’m sure you’ve also heard that he’s suing his financial manager because of this.  We’re talking millions.  It’s so very sad.  He’s already had to sell his $1.6 million comic book collection.  Life is so unfair to poor Cage.  Let’s pray that he doesn’t have to sell some of his other essential things, such as these items mentioned by US Magazine:

a $276,000 dinosaur skull he purchased in 2007

3 castles

2 islands

numerous mansions

50 cars, one of which is a $495,000 Lamborghini, previously owned by the Shah of Iran

I’m starting a fund for Cage, so that he might be able to get back on his financial feet.  Please send GTS money, quickly! No small bills please.  If we stick together we can help Cage out of his financial ruin, and maybe, maybe, he can get his dinosaur skull back.