Lady Gaga’s Whiskey Yoga Diet

It’s new!  It’s improved!  Now with extensions and a large, paper-mache egg!

Seriously, though,  Lady Gaga told Sirius Morning Mash Up that she exercises a ton to stay so thin. But also, you know, she adheres to a strict diet plan that any professional would approve of.

“I am on the drunk diet,” Gaga said. “I live my life as I want to, creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day, and I work out hung over if I am hung over. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga.”

Wow.  You’re body is going to look AWESOME in 40 years, Gaga.  Still, dang.  (swigs whiskey).  Inspiring.