Kim Kardashian has a really big…cake.

For her 30th birthday party at Glo Nightclub, Kimmy K got a diamond-encrusted cake.  I shit you not.

Oops! I’m ridiculous.

A New York jeweler and restaurateur teamed up to bake the 1 million dollar diamond encrusted gigantic birthday indulgence, RadarOnline reports.  Said a jealous Glo spokesperson,

“Their goal is to break the record for the most expensive cake ever made which was 1.65 million dollars.”

The most expensive pizza, in a similar vein,  was worth over a million dollars topped with caviar, lobster, the Hope Diamond, a pyramid, Georgio Armani and fifteen albino tigers.  So yeah, this is news.