Joe Jonas is Unintelligent

Joe Jonas, you had better check yourself before you wreck yourself. The singer accidentally packed a set of knives in his carry-on bag on a flight from Abu Dhabi to New York.

His response was “Whoopsies!” his girlfriend, Twilight star Ashley Greene tells US Weekly. “Whoopsies doesn’t cut it,” she says. “We were going to get arrested!” Jonas was allowed to fly after the knives were stowed.

Clearly unintelligent. I’m sure the TSA won’t be letting him by without a patdown from here on out.