Jason Schwartzman Is Having A Baby, Unironically

Jason Schwartzman and his wife, eco-friendly fashion designer Brady Cunningham, are expecting their first child together. The couple married a year ago after three years of dating, and Schwartzman announced his big news on Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

“I’m expecting a child in December. I decided to grow out this mustache, so when we take photos, my boy or girl, whatever it is, they will be embarrassed. So I am now thinking of ways to embarrass my unborn child. I have this mustache, and the reason I have this mustache is, when I was young, my father had a mustache … growing up, it embarrassed me.”

Aw, yay for them. I’m looking forward to seeing them out and about with their kid. Both Jason and his wife are kind of quirky looking, and those couples have the cutest offspring – even if it’s just because the kid is similarly wackadoodle and looks it.