All you 12 year olds at heart can calm down…Zac Efron isn’t the one who’s naked.  And my corneas are thankful for that.  It’s actually his “girlfriend” Vanessa Ann Hudgens who is at the center of the scandal.  The always reputable National Enquirer says that Vanessa took some pictures of herself wearing only a gold chain to keep her boyfriend interested.  And now the rumor is that those pictures have fallen into the hands of someone else.  Sources are saying that this could “destroy the phenomenon” of High School musical…um, yeah, no.  It would probably just make it even MORE popular.

Anyways, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true, she always seemed slutty to me. She probably planned this because everyone thinks Zac’s prettier than her.

Which he is.

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Listen to Britney Spears’ new song, “Gimmie More”:

Okay, I’m not going to say this will burn up the charts (or even my iPod charts), but this single is MILES better than any of her other songs that leaked recently! Finally, she does something right. When she loses those boots all will be right with the world.

Will this be the song she plans to sing at the VMA’s? Most likely, and US Weekly says she wants to make the performance “shocking”…which probably means we’re in for some silly gimmick like the whole Madonna controversy a couple years ago. She and Criss Angel have been putting their heads and probably other things together to come up with something but apparently the only idea they’ve had so far was her singing “My Prerogative” with pictures of her exes as well as her other tabloid stories in the background. Yeah, I’m sure once Britney realized how she really looked in those pictures the idea was scrapped fast.

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Wow, is this for real or is the fashion industry being Punk’d? Here we have Fergie in the first promo pics for her new handbag line, Fergie for Kipling.  It’s not just that the handbags are ugly and unoriginal to begin with, that I can forgive her for, we all know celebs can’t design. Fergie really should slap who ever styled and photographed these advertisements…..I’m certainly not going to buy any fashion item from someone who looks like a wet dog and is dressed like a lemon!

If you can stomach it, take a look at the bags in a larger size:

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Carrie Underwood started shooting the video for her new single “So Small” today in downtown LA. So, um…. I’m guessing she’s playing someone’s fairy godmother??

The video shoot is for a song Carrie is doing for the movie “Enchanted”.  Thanks Jenna!

We know she likes her some coke!

ETA: …..aaaand here’s the album cover:

Carnival Ride?? I hope she has a good explanation or this.

ETA2: Thanks to Mimi for posting this explanation of the album title in the comments section:

In choosing the album title, Underwood found Carnival Ride (taken from a lyric line in the new disc) to be a great metaphor. She explains, “You step onto this ride called life, and it’s a crazy thing you don’t know anything about, but you get on it anyway. You do what you can to lean different directions to try and get it to go where you want it to go, but you can’t stop it – it just keeps moving. That’s why Carnival Ride works as my album title, because it describes the wonderful craziness that I’ve been through over the past couple years.” source

I still don’t like it.

Who do these two think they’re fooling??  These pictures are way too calm and poised to be candids!    I can’t help but wonder who will get more for their baby photos….Nicole or Christina Aguilera?  I’m guessing Nicole won’t be letting hers go for cheap.

Yes, it’s real; no it’s not just a figment of my imagination. Celebrity Rehab will chronicle a variety of D-listers trying to over come drug and alcohol problems while fame whoring it at the same time.

Celeb trainwrecks such as Tom Sizemore (representin’ Bakersfield!), Andy Dick, Chyna and ex American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra, who was arrested on battery and cocaine charges a few months back, have joined the cast. Jessica’s charges have actually been postponed until after she finishes rehab. The show will air on VH1 (it could only be that network of FOX….or CBS when they’re desperate) at a date that hasn’t yet been announced. I’ll probably catch it repeats.