This girl just gets weirder and weirder, doesn’t she? She must seriously have just nothing to do with her time because her ‘side projects’ just reek of bizarre these days. And her latest is no exception.

She has recently been working on a comic book with comic book legend Stan Lee to create a new superhero based on, yes, you guessed it, none other than herself. Stan Lee is most famous for his co-creation credits in the Spider Man comic books, and she wants him to channel her into a new character for an MTV cartoon.

It’s not going to actually ‘be’ her, but ‘based on’ her. And other than that, she doesn’t want to reveal any of the dirty details before its release, she wants it to be a *surprise*. Well, I guess she thinks that we care or something, because I am thinking for many, the launch of a Paris Hilton superhero will come and go in many people’s world without thinking twice about it.

I’m wondering though WHO gave her this idea. I mean, superheros are just that, superheros, icons that children idolize. Who thought that she fit that description? Though no info on the actual ‘superhero’ is being released, Paris has said that if she could have any superpower, it would be to be invisible.

Paris Hilton invisible?? Don’t TEASE me! But I admit, it’s not a bad idea. If I had a superpower, I’d want to make Paris Hilton invisible as well.

Does Paris fit a superhero image? No really, look again.

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One of the many things that Paris Hilton is famous for is for her poor treatment of the scads of pooches she seems to need to keep around her. There was of course the story of Prada, a pup that she forgot to pick up from the vet after she sent her in to get ‘fixed’ and there’s always more gossip on her 15 or 17 pups that she keeps around, illegally, as little accessories.

Recently Paris created a stir when a Melrose Avenue pet store refused to let her borrow a Yorkie puppy that she wanted as an accessory for a photo shoot. And apparently Paris lost it, I believe the term ‘ballistic’ was used. She claims that never happened, said she didn’t even have a photo shoot ‘that day’, yet, oddly she remembers ‘that day’ in the sense that she knew exactly what the Melrose store was talking about.

She says she loves all her animals and treats them as if they were her children. I am not too sure what she means by that since she’s never really understood what having children is like, but you know….Paris is Paris.

But she was upset that people were ‘inventing stories’ about her, given that on her new reality show she included some scenes that make a point of spreading the word about how animals in shelters need loving owners.

Whether the story about the Melrose store is true or not, who knows, but she does bring this on herself. Perhaps people would stop ‘inventing stories’ about her using animals as accessories when she stops naming them Prada, do you think?

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 Is Nicole Richie playing match maker?  Her best friend Paris Hilton is dating her baby daddy’s twin brother, Benji Madden.  For now at least.  The two have been seen holding hands on two occasions so far. I’ll give it a month.

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There’s a saying online now, NSFW NSFL meaning “not safe for life”.   What you re about to see falls into that category.  Proceed with caution.

 Really though, what’s the point of having Paris Hilton perform with the Pussy Cat Dolls?  Nothing new here folks, we’ve seen this about a million times before.  Although the photos are pretty amusing!

Milo Ventimiglia was seen hanging out with Paris Hilton last night at a Nissan Live event in LA.  As if that isn’t slummy enough for him, according to Jonathan Jaxson’s blog the two were seen leaving together…..gross.   RIP, Milo.