However, that being said, Amy underwent nine hours of questioning on the charges, and she was arrested in connection with possession of a controlled substance. You gotta wonder what questions they had, so much so that it took NINE hours to get through to her. Or maybe they just needed her to sober up.

In any event, she was released on bail, but there will be more inquiries pending. Mind you, she will probably beat them to the chase, since she seems to be landing up there quite frequently lately. Sheesh, that rehab over there just works wonders, don’t it?

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And as far as describing his stay, for those of you that care, Pete described it as a bit rough, and a little overcrowded. He says, “Although they do their best …. they can’t cater for the average junkie.”

So many things wrong with THAT sentence! What? They’re supposed to be “taking care of” the junkies now? I hate to ask how….

Not only that, but I think the day that Pete Doherty is considered an ‘average’ junkie, will be the same day we can ice skate in well, you know where.

Pete’s first plans of his freedom days, to run home and drink a rum and coke. All this while I am sure the prison meal staff were still clearing away the breakfast dishes. And I am sure rum and coke is just you know, *code* for something else.

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Oh boy, how desperate can someone be to promote their album?  I read that Mariah Carey had been sporting a rather large rock about a week ago, and was seen hanging around Nick Cannon, but I didn’t think very much of it (hence the reason it wasn’t posted here).  Now, as confirmed by a family member to People, the two were married earlier this week in the Carribean.  They’ve been dating for about 2 months, she’s 39 and he’s 27; sounds like a recipe for success.  Should I be surprised that Mariah would pull a stunt like this??  I’d be surprised if they make it past the 48hr mark.

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Seventeen and pregnant, Jamie Lynn Spears’ bump is becoming ever more noticable!  This pic in particular was taken over the weekend as she did some shopping in Mississippi.  She’s due to give birth this summer, because the what the world really needs is yet another Spears.

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SO creepy! Ever since Evan Rachel Wood started dating Marilyn Manson, we’ve slowly seen her transform into his ex, Dita Von Teese. Now it looks like the transformation is complete; she’s got the dark hair, the clothing, and the make up to make her skin look even more pale. What a wonderful message to send out to other girls her age; if you want to impress a man, completely change your identity!

Remember Britney’s ex boy toy, Adnan Galib? The paparazzo who dated her and then went and spread the details of her private life all over the media? Well JFX Online says he was attacked over the weekend. There aren’t many details except that he’s “okay” after being stabbed in the arm and receiving facial lacerations and a black eye. Ouch. I wonder who dun it… a crazy Brit fan? Someone from Kevin’s camp? Who knows.

And no, you are not evil for having absolutely no sympathy.

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