Former Miss California Carrie Prejean – whose year in the spotlight has been marked by her pronouncement of her conservative Christian values, anti-gay marriage comments, losing her crown, breast implants and a sex video for her ex-boyfriend, her writing of a book about how she was victimized by the media and more nipple slip bikini photos than an endless loop of Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl performance – has gotten engaged. To a professional football player. QB Kyle Boller of the St. Louis Rams. He must be happy because for all of her self-important nuttiness, Carrie is hot, and it’s clear to everyone she puts out. And I’m happy because now I never again have to read about her dating and since Boller isn’t a very good QB and the Rams are never going to the Super Bowl I may never have to see her or read about her at all. Congratulations to them both. I give it three years.

TMZ reports that Vivid Entertainment,  the porn company that turned Kim Kardashian, Kelli McCarty (former Miss USA) and Shauna Sand into porn stars, wants Carrie Prejean’s sex tapes and suggests that she could make millions of dollars for the deal.

Of course, Carrie’s rep said “No, at any price”.  Let me interpret.  This means that we’ll see what we can get elsewhere before we consider your offer.

My prediction is that Carrie will work out the following deal with Vivid Entertainment.  She’ll sell the tapes to them, but she’ll ask them to deny that she ever did this and that they should be prepared for a bogus lawsuit.  She’ll file a suit and there will be a settlement for some undisclosed amount.   Remember both parties will know it’s a bogus lawsuit.  Carrie will come out smelling like roses.  She’ll be richer and the perceived victim.

Carrie Prejean may be a liar and a whore, but she’s no dummy.

RadarOnline is reporting that there are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean.   On at least one of the tapes she can be heard moaning.  This is exciting news.  One drawback is that they are all solo performances.   Should they really be called sex tapes?  I guess that Carrie might prefer that they’re called sex tapes, because if they were called masturbation tapes then they would not be viewed as kindly by people with her religious views.

Miss Carie Prejean was interviewed by Christianity Today and I’d like to share with you one of the pearls that came out of her mouth:

Question: You wrote that you don’t regret getting breast implants. Have you ever wondered whether it might be incompatible with your Christian faith?

Answer: No, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it’s a personal decision. I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants.

What would Jesus say about breast implants?  I’m going to have to start reading the Bible.  It might not say anything about breast implants.  But who knows what it’s saying about things like sex tapes.