American Idol: Top 4 Cuts

We’ve almost come to the end of the season. Tonight, the remaining four contestants will become three, and we’re only a show away (or two counting next week’s results,) from the coveted finale of ‘American Idol’s’ season 7. Who would leave tonight?

Tiff: The top four sang “Reelin’ in the Years.” As usual, a bit cheesy, no?

Kim: Wow, 500 songs to chose from and they picked that one. Nice.

Tiff: Season four alum Bo Bice came back to perform. Did anyone else think Bo looked a little stoned or dead-eyed?

Kim: Maybe he’s been hanging with Jason?

Tiff: And, Maroon 5 performed as well. I still hate that they waste so much of our time with this sort of performance week after week after week. *yawn*

The Person Going Home Is…

Tiff: No surprise, Jason Castro, who seemed very relieved.

Kim: He’s been ready to go for a while. But 4th is ranking to hold, especially for someone who sounds like him, he should be proud.

The curse of the odd year 4th place shocker is officially broken. As much as I would’ve LOVED to see David Cook go home, it’ll be so much more satisfying to see him playing at Epcot later this year, so vote like there’s no tomorrow next week Cooktards! And a big HA HA to all those who were hoping ArchuD2 would get the boot.

And speaking of little David, you know, I’ve GOT to agree with some of you commenter’s…

ArchuD2, he’s like, so DULL!!1! He can only sing ballads and he’s Broadway and he’s NOT marketable, just like Clay Aiken who released a mid tempo song as his first single and went on to sell 2.8 million copies of his first album. He’s only 17 and sings old fashioned music on the show, just like Jordin Sparks who also released a mid tempo ballad as her first single and then went on to break the AI billboard hot 100 record. Twice. He’s so boring, bland and robotic, just like Carrie Underwood was! Whatever happened to her?

Because, you know, this is American Idol, and contestants who go against the grain like Bo Bice and Taylor Hicks are rewarded with platinum plaques, while contestants like Kelly, Clay, Carrie, Jordin and Chris produce derivative, heavily pop influenced music music that sucks up to the mainstream market fade into obscurity. Oh, wait…

AND people like Claymates and Grobanites like, totally don’t exist, and little David totally doesn’t have double the activity on his boards than any other contestants online. So who the HECK would buy his album??