Pamela Anderson is an American!!

Oh now, soooo many jokes I could say, but I will refrain and let you make them for yourself, because she is just opening the door for herself BIG TIME with this one.

Yes it’s true, after all her hard work and labor of love for the Great United States Pamela Anderson is now officially a United States citizen. Wouldn’t you just LOVE to be the one to score that citizenship test? Okay, sorry, I had to get one out.

Yes, this Canadian born artist *cough, term used loosely* has confirmed on her website that she is an official American. And she’s very excited about that, her first order of business? To ‘crack the whip’ on Capitol Hill.

My apologies, that noise is just me laughing REALLY hard.

But yes, she’s very excited to be an American so now, not just so that she can vote, but so that she can lobby like the best of them. She is headed straight to the Hill to lobby against animal testing on behalf of her fave charity, PETA, and as she says, ‘crack the whip on Capitol Hill’.

I wonder if they’re scared. Hm.

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