Celebrity Rehab…The Reality Show

Yes, it’s real; no it’s not just a figment of my imagination. Celebrity Rehab will chronicle a variety of D-listers trying to over come drug and alcohol problems while fame whoring it at the same time.

Celeb trainwrecks such as Tom Sizemore (representin’ Bakersfield!), Andy Dick, Chyna and ex American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra, who was arrested on battery and cocaine charges a few months back, have joined the cast. Jessica’s charges have actually been postponed until after she finishes rehab. The show will air on VH1 (it could only be that network of FOX….or CBS when they’re desperate) at a date that hasn’t yet been announced. I’ll probably catch it repeats.