Paris’ Friends Are Even Dumber Than Her

Oh gosh, there’s just so much wrong with this quote. Here’s what Alvin Valley, a fashion designer and friend of Paris Hilton, thinks will happen to her after prison:

“It’s going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she’s going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they’ll look amazing, too. Plus she’s going to get all that street cred. Yup, she’ll be hangin’ w/ 50 cent. However, not everybody believes Paris’ prison term will be beneficial to her.”

Well, they’re right about one thing, it WILL make her more famous. But I don’t think being locked in a tiny cell for 23 hours a day is really going to help ANYTHING breathe! And lol at “enviably skinny”, I guess some people envy starving children in 3rd world countries too. Someone put this freak on eating disorder watch, stat.

In other countdown to lockdown news, TMZ is reporting that Paris’ cellmate has already been chosen. Apparently the prison was searching for someone who wouldn’t try and profit on the jail stay. Yeah, good luck with that.

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