Madonna is Sad

Who would have seen this coming? Madonna, in one of the most highly publicized divorces since Sir Paul McCartney has decided to go public *big collective sigh* AGAIN about her divorce. This time though she’s not moaning or whining (much) about what a bad person Guy Ritchie is. She just needs to let everyone know loud and clear that she’s not the cold hearted you know what that many think she is. No, she’s SAD.

“I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life.”

But she says, the fact that she is able to continue on with her Sticky and Sweet touris good because it provides her with a distraction that keeps her going. Right. Does nobody remember the fact that she and Guy had been separated for MONTHS before they went official? That’s right. She’s had quite a bit of time to get used to the idea of single girldom, especially if all the rumors about her and A-Rod are true. But she’s glad for the tour, without that ‘professional life’ she rubs in our face, she would be a despondent divorcee to be. And just how does Madonna picture the average divorcee that isn’t as *lucky* as she is

“It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”

Right, because that’s what all divorcees are doing as we speak because they don’t GET to go on a Sticky and Sweet world vacation *cough* tour to forget all of their problems. Poor, sad Madonna. But she can’t be that sad. Reports are that she gets to keep the bulk of her $500 million dollar legacy, and the custody situation seemed to work out amicably. So, if all is said and done, why is she still going on about it? Move on! WE have!

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