Hi, My name is Jake and I’m a douchebag. Hi Jake.

(Photo courtesy of US Weekly)

I’m never one to turn down a man’s toned stomach especially a good looking man’s stomach like Bachelor star Jake Pavelka’s, seen here biking in Malibu on Wednesday, but come on.  It looks like he was probably struggling riding his bike down the street, sweating like pig and then saw a papparazzo and said, “Hey guys, wait a sec, let me lift up my bike so all the girls can see how strong I am and oh yeah, look at my abs!”  Desperation is so not sexy Jake.