Dear Hollywood Life, please don’t inflate his fat head any bigger. Sincerely, GTS.

Bonnie Fuller’s Hollywood Life site has a piece today about the ratings for Dancing with the Stars since Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was given the boot recently.  Since the GTL’ing dude was kicked off DWTS has had only 18 million viewers in the 18-49 age bracket, it’s lowest of the season so far.  I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true that ratings were down because he got the boot because everyone watches reality tv these days however you know that Mike has google alerts on himself and googles himself while pumping iron and if he sees a story like this, it could be a catastrophic ego boost for someone who most certainly doesn’t need one.  Just sayin.