Charlie Sheen’s Publicist Quits

Shocker.

Stan Rosenfeld, Sheen’s long time publicist is finally giving up on the husk of a man that is Charlie Sheen.  According to TMZ, Rosenfeld said that he:

“worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.”

Which is sort of a nice way of saying I can’t get through to Sheen, because he is permanently covered in layers  of coke, prostitutes and pregnant prostitutes.  Much like the earth’s crust, only you know,  more Hollywood. To be honest, I’m surprised Rosenfeld has held on THIS long.  Do you think he gets texts from Sheen that say “I’m amazing,” “My swimming pool is filled with coke” and “do I tell the media about my itchy penis?” God, I hope so. Best of luck to you, Mr. Rosenfeld. You deserve a vacation.