Rapper T.I. and his new wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle were both arrested last night. The newly wed couple were cruising around Sunset Blvd in his luxury Maybach when cops pulled him over for a traffic violation. After smelling marijuana from the car, officers carried out a search of the vehicle where they found “a controlled [...]

Paris Hilton is the celebrity equivalent of the Bugblatter Beast of Traal: she’s so deluded that she thinks if she believes what she’s saying, then you will, too, despite ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. Her “It’s not my coke” story just got better; now she’s saying that a) the coke isn’t hers, b) the purse [...]

The police report from Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s Christmas Day dust-up has recently been released and it’s the funniest portrayal of domestic violence since – I dunno, the video for “Goodbye, Earl” by the Dixie Chicks. Coincidentally, the report features an equally awful song. The brouhaha began when Sheen bought two telescopes, one for [...]

photos courtesy of TMZ and INFdaily.com Noooooo! Snooki got arrested, y’all! I hate for the words “it was inevitable” and “I’m frankly stunned it hasn’t happened before now” to leave my fingertips, so I won’t harp on that part too much in favor of saying: this will not stand, Shnickers. Your adoring public will save [...]

Lindsay Lohan showing remorse for her mistakes Clearly, God has intervened to stop Lindsay Lohan from running amok and thumbing her nose at all the decent drug fiends who have taken their lumps along with their rock because: LILO IS GOING TO JAIL! FOR 90 DAYS! ZOMG! This time around, Lindz was charged with violating [...]

So the Treacherous Tale of Young Jeremy London has gotten weirder. It’s now coming out that the actor’s wife, with whom he is currently in the middle of divorce proceedings, was with him in the car when the supposed hijacking took place. It’s so totally weird that she hasn’t been mentioned before this, right? I [...]

Gossip Girl here. Seems like money isn’t the only green that CW-stud Chace Crawford carries around. TheGossip Girl star was arrested deep in the heart of Texas and charged with possessing a joint, unsmoked, of under two ounces. It’s a mere misdemeanor, but maybe he should take some lessons from Chuck Bass, who only gets [...]

Photo courtesy of CBS News Food Network star, Juan-Carlos Cruz allegedly solicited three homeless men to kill his wife, Jennifer Campbell. The men, Big Dave, Little Dave and Shane, claim to have been offered $1,000 to slit her throat. According to one source, Cruz was looking to the men for “dirty deeds done cheap.” Cruz [...]