Britney’s Letter To the Paparazzi

Remember when Britney Spears totally snapped and attacked that van with an umbrella? How could you forget. That van belonged to one of the X17 photographers. And just when we thought things were getting better for Britney, she starts acting crazy again…this time by writting a letter to of “apology”.

Since we’re not allowed to use anything with an X17 logo, here’s what it said:

Dear X17,

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella (ella ella ay….sorry, couldn’t help myself). I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got a lil carried away with my self!

Britney

Aaaaallllrighty then.

And before anyone says it…yeah, I do bet it’s real. It sounds EXACTLY like Britney’s misguided sarcasm that she used in those “interviews” with the x17 photogs. Yeah, nice way of thanking Kevin for watching your kids while your rear end was locked up in rehab.

See it for yourself.