Britney Fights The Battle Of The Bulge

Posted by Chrissie on March 6th, 2008

Well, we’ve been talking about the Britney pregnancy rumors, she certainly isn’t doing herself any favors to fuel them or quench them by wandering around in these tight fitting clothes. But that she is doing which is just making Hollywood and the rest of the world gab about her more.Britney went shopping the other day with a new bodyguard and her standard throng of paparazzi. She melted some plastic at Intermix wearing this tight ensemble, and looking noticeably bloated I must say. I mean, if she’s NOT preggo, she has got some serious issues with water retention. Check out that CHIN!

But pictures like this, along with her recent visit to the medical clinic are making people gab gab gab about it, despite the fact that she’s denying the pregnancy rumors.

Let’s look at the facts though:

A. The girl is a certified, card carrying member of the Looney Bin Club. She’s going to have a few Dr’s on call, and perhaps even a few medical center visits.

B. The girl is taking a vatful of meds. This is an assumption based on the fact that she’s been diagnosed bipolar. Psychotropic meds do have a known side effect of ‘weight gain’.

And C. She’s not exactly known to be a healthy organic food loving vegan kuashing girl. She’s sitting at home, with nothing to do, and people driving her crazy. Not a little surprising if she is going to start packing it on.

However, I do strongly suggest she look into empire waisted clothing products.

In other Britney news, it seems she and Adnan may be back on the mend as he was spotted at her home yesterday. No surprise, just how long this lasts is the only question I have. I mean right now, she could use every friend she gets. There was also a hearing this morning that keeps her dad Jamie in charge of her finances and world basically for the next 6 months.

I think 6 is enough, she should have pulled at least *some* of herself together by then. Right? Hm.

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