Bristol Palin on a New Reality Show?

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Holy crap. I knew it would only be time before these people became more grotesque versions of themselves through the gem that is reality television programming. Anyhoo, People says that little 20 year old Bristol and her baby are moving in with fellow Dancing With The Stars contestant Kyle Massey (I know, who’s Kyle Massey, right? Apparently hes some Disney channel dude who grew up paunchy and awkward) and his brother for a reality show. It’s gonna follow Bristol as she works at a small charity in Arizona.

What? The already sounds boring.

Oh wait, now I get it. It’s for the BIO channel, a conglomerate of A&E. So it’s like, supposed to be BORING, right? One night I got totally high and watched three hours of a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson documentary on BIO, but that’s neither here nor there.