Brad Pitt Takes A Wine-Making Class

Hey Brad, I hear you’re taking a wine-making class.   I guess you’re sort of bored and don’t know what you want to do with your life.  You have gazillion dollars.  You never have to lift a finger to do any real work again for as long as you live.   You could buy any bottle of wine you ever dreamed of having.  God, you could even buy any vineyard you wanted.  So, why?  Why would you waste your time on something like learning how to make wine?  It’s not easy work.   Also, didn’t you want to cut down on your alcohol intake for your kids?  See here.

What do you think you’ll get out of a wine-making class?  Why not try to learn something that has a little  more value?  Take a philosophy course.  Or a science class.  Learn a little bit about Spinoza or Aristotle or Newton.  Trust me, this will turn on Angelina more than the grapes that you’ll be smelling like.