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Everything We Missed in 2005 Because our site is only 3 months old, you know. I can barely remember anything that happened this year before 3 months ago. Except American Idol. And no, its not becuase of drugs, and I know thats what you were thinking. Sheesh. So I did my best and trudged through this. And its all out of order.
January started out with another season of American Idol. Yes! Great news for me, because Ive been hooked since day one (as you know). From the get go I majorly was impressed the auditions from Carrie Underwood, Anthony Federov and Mario Vasquez (don't laugh at me!). They were my faves...for a while. Im very fickle, you know
During that same time season 4 of 24 started again. Snoooooore. I dont know why I forced myself to watch it this season, but I did. BAY-ROOOOZ!
Back to AI, everything changed as soon as the top 24 started, and I discovered to this guy, Constantine Maroulis. And it was love at first sight (uh, kinda...). From then on it was Anthony Federov & Carrie Underwood who? Oh yeah, I sorta liked Nikko too.
Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston broke up. Brad Pitt went with (slutty) Angelina Jolie. The best thing that came out of this was the "teaming" trend, gotta love it!
Paris Hilton got her sidekick hacked (becuase she's an idiot). The phone numbers of tons of celebrities are posted across the web, along with some disturbingly narcissistic photos. And then all the controversy started and the you know what hit the fan about season 2. And Im not just talking about Paula & Corey, there was so much that went down that season. Backstabbing, legal issues, threesomes, cheating, you name it. Thankfully, none of that included my sweet Clay Aiken (good boy)! And Corey Clark was finally able to get that 600lb gorilla off his back. Good for him!
America's Next Top Model was on at the same time. It came down to Naimi and Kahlen. The fact that I liked them both equally made this season pretty anticlimatic for me. But Naimi kicked some major rear on the final runway, so she deserved the title.
The face of AI was changed forever when Constantine sang Bohemian Rhapsody.
Two weeks later, he was gone. Dang. And thus Season 4 comes to an end. Until 2006!
FOX comes out with one of the stupidest shows ever: Point Pleasant. Not to mention the fact that they cancelled Tru Calling. Dumb network.
Boone dies on Lost, and they get rid of their first useless character.
Absolutely nothing happens in the finale.
But Sawyers hair looks really hot at that length.
Jude Law cheats on a woman who's actually uglier than his girlfriend. Thats TWO bad years for him, considering every single movie he put out in 2004 tanked, then all his female fans turn on him after its revealed that he's a sleaze, and to top it all off he looks like a living bobble head. The worst part about this story is that you can't even pick teams.
Paris Hilton gets engaged to Paris Lastis. Complete with a big old fake ring and all. A few months later, they split. No wedding, what a shock!
Nicole Richie gets engaged to DJ Am, and they last longer than Paris & Paris. But not long enough.
Lindsay Lohan went from a gorgeous red head to a boney Blonde. Which leads to a domino effect of other celebs following this trend, like Nicole Richie, and the most disgusting looking of the bunch, Hilary Duff. Now they can call him squirt for a different reason. A a press conference for, uh, whatever that movie Tom Cruise put out this year, an interviewer played a prank on him with a water squirting gun and tons of fun to come. I, personally L-O-V-E loved it! That had me rolling for hours.
The Adventures of Tom Cruise continue. Katie Holmes (is abducted) mysteriously dissapears for a few weeks, and then reappears magically in love with Tom Cruise...only a short while after breaking up with her boyfriend of five years. Then in a nauseating turn, Tom makes a point to shove his tongue down her throat every chance he gets. Gross.
And THEN he goes on Oprah and "jumps the couch", followed by a series of even more pathetically embarassing tirades, both on TV and off.
There were a few brightspots in the summer, though, with the premiere of one of the best reality shows to hit TV.....the Anti American Idol (no, it has nothing to do with Al Qeada. Or Micheal Moore).....Rockstar: INXS! And from the beginning, it was pretty much between...
a hot rocker
the cryptkeeper
and a native american stripper. Who would win? Will there be controversies, crying, foul play and online petitions? We'll find out.....after the break.
And FOX had its awesome reality show to launch...So You Think You Can Dance? I was hooked almost the whole way through. Which brought us....
Artem Chigvinsev! The highlight of the show. And some other people...
Back on Rockstar: Inxs...
JD Wins! See, good things can happen when your show isn't rigged! And as for So You Think You Can Dance?, Nick Lazarrini won. Yawn.
After a one year hiatus, Nip/Tuck FINALLY came back on the air in September. And even after shaving all his hair off, Matt still looked like Micheal Jackson.
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