Beauty Rumble Results in Bye Bye for Miss England

The former Miss England Rachel Christie: Oh, yes she did!

Meow is my mantra.

It was no Thrilla in Manilla, but two English beauty pageant queens got into fistacuffs at a porn-themed soiree, resulting in the reigning Miss England getting the boot from pageant organizers. All over a hunky dude with beautifully-sculpted six-pack abs … check him out in the jump.

Rachel Christie, the first black Miss England, allegedly acted devishly whilst dressed as an angel with feather wings at the party and is accused of slugging her man’s ex Miss Manchester Sara Jones in the face, eyewitness reports say. The man in question, David McIntosh, a.k.a. Tornado, is a Royal Marine commando who draws inspiration from a fictional character, John Rambo. Normally, we here at GTS would say “dealbreaker, next!!” to such behavior, but we can’t when honey looks like this:

You’re speechless, aren’t you. I have that affect on people, yo …

Tornado has moved on to Christie, 5’10, 34B, from Jones, 5’5 and 34B, but Miss Manchester wanted to make sure to show Miss England the message, apparently in an attempt to piss the hell out of her rival.  Cue bitchslaps.

Christie was charged with assault against Jones, who was dressed as a cavegirl.

Pageant officials moved swiftly to sack Christie and issued a statement.

“Rachel will concentrate on clearing her name and focus on training for the 2012 Olympics until this case is resolved,” Miss England pageant organizers said in a statement. “Rachel is very upset about the matter.”

Well, she needs to remember, she still has the guy, so quitcherbellyachin’…