Ashton and Demi: Kabbalah will help!

Right…apparently, Ashton and Demi were spotted in Israel the other day getting their Kabbalah on. You know,  because most people take that stuff seriously to restore their fake/open marriage. Right?

According to The Superficial, the two rich actor people were spotted doing something with feigned importance in Israel. Because, you know- Israel needs more people like Ashton and Demi there, with their magical restorative douche properties. Shabbat Shalom!