12 Celebrity Children Who Lack Celebrity Looks!

Sometimes the good looking gene just doesn’t get passed along. This is especially obvious in celebrity kids – because they’re in the public eye so frequently and they often can look very different to their hollywood parents! In some cases, it’s just that the kids haven’t grown into their features, while for some others, the future of their looks is ominous.

Number 12 – Brooke and Nick Hogan

Brooke and Nick are the offspring of Hulk Hogan and Linda Bollea. I think these two are an embarrassment and they’re on this list thanks to their tackyness (Brooke, lay off the fake tan, you look WAY too orange as it is). Although Brooke is sometimes referred to as a Model, I think they mean the kind of model who gets paid to take off their clothes.

Number 11 – Rumer Willis

Created by Demi Moore and Bruce Willis you can actually see parts of these two in Rumer’s face. It’s just too bad she inherited Bruce’s more masculine jaw line. Rumer now has two stepparents - Ashton Kutcher and Emma Heming and is an actress herself – she has a role in the upcoming movie Barely Legal which is set to be released in 2011.

Number 10 – Meg Griffin

Ok, so I know she’s not exactly a celebrity but Meg Griffin, daughter of Peter and Lois on the hit animation series, Family Guy was clearly made to look this bad on purpose. I always find Meg the most annoying/weird character on the show and she is definitely not just ugly on the outside.

Number 9 – Tennyson Crowe

Sorry Russell Crowe! Tennyson was created by famous daddy Russell Crowe and Australian singer and actress Danielle Spencer.  He has already been promised to Nicole Kidman’s daughter for marriage, so at least he won’t have girl problems. Nicole jokingly suggested they arrange a marriage between Tennyson and her daughter, Sunday Rose Urban when she saw him first. Let’s hope he grows into his looks – after all the world will need another Russell Crowe some day.

Number 8 -  Frances Bean Cobain

Frances Bean reminds me of Rumer Willis because it’s another case of being able to see the parents in her face – just not in a good way. Frances Bean is daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain. You can certainly see some Kurt in Frances’ face, but unfortunately you can also see some Courtney too, which makes for a bit of a weird combination.

Number 7 – Isabella Cruise

This is one of the two kids that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise adopted when they were together. Now Isabella splits her time between the couple and is often spotted out shopping with Katie, Tom’s new wife or heading out with the whole Cruise family.  Isabella is quite frumpy right now but I think she is yet to come into her own.

Number 6 – Alexa Joel

Alexa Joel, daughter of singer Billy Joel and his second wife, supermodel Christie Brinkley is another one of those weird combo kids. Her mother is a supermodel after all – but for some reason, it doesn’t quite work.  I especially don’t like the way her eyebrows are in the above picture – she looks a scary.

Number 5 – Kelly Osbourne

I’m sorry Kelly, but I find you very annoying. It’s not just your looks, it’s your horrible dress sense and your weird attitude (we’ve all seen that horrible Osbournes reality show). Daughter of Sharon and Ozzy, who lets face it, aren’t exactly drop dead gorgeous themselves.

Number 4 – Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur

This is model Alessandra Ambrosio’s baby, named Anja. The father of the baby, Jamie Mazur is a businessman from California. I don’t know what happened, but this child didn’t manage to inherit any of Alessandra’s model good looks. This baby creeps me out. Let’s hope she looks a while lot different as she grows up.

Number 3 – Trace Cyrus

This is Billy Ray Cyrus’s adopted son, Trace. Yes, that makes him Miley Cyrus’s older brother! Trace is currently in a band, The Metro Station. I think Trace looks a bit like Marilyn Manson gone wrong – not a cool look. He probably wouldn’t look half as bad if he ditched the naff emo getup.

Number 2 – Samantha Nixon

Samantha Nixon is Cynthia Nixon’s daughter, who she had with Danny Mozes, an English professor who she is no longer with. Samantha looks like a strange girl – it looks like she is going through a bizarre hippy faze and her hair looks like she’s been dreadlocking it. Not a good look!

Number 1 – Sadie Sandler

This is Adam Sandler’s child, Sadie. I know it looks so much like a boy, down to the mini Vans trainers and the blue t-shirt, but this is a girl! Adam and wife Jacqueline Samantha Titone welcomed their daughter into the world in 2006. Let’s hope she at least inherited some acting skills!