10 Stars People Love to Hate

Okay, we all have our opinions on the most hated celebrities…but I write for the site, so boo-ya.  Here are my most hated celebrities, which may coincide with your opinions, or in the opposite case, you’re dumb. Kidding! I’ll never hate or berate you as much as these terrible excuses for human beings.

1. Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is the original over-entitled useless celebrity, so I put all the Lindsay Lohans, Kim Kardashians and other terrible realities under the big bejewelled umbrella that is Ms. Hilton. Though at times I think she’s deft at marketing herself, I think we can all thank her handlers for that. I mean, when does she stop adopting small animals/being relevant? Soon, please.

2. Speidi

Ugh, famewhore city. These two don’t even fit under the blanket of Paris Hilton, they’re so freaking right wing christian narcissistic monster plastic surgery people.  I’m gonna barf.

3. Mel Gibson

He went from a beloved American actor to a blithering, racist, bigoted psycho who beats up women whom he “loves.” Seriously, I think this guy slowly got nuts and nobody ever said, “dude, you’re crazy.” I mean, his Dad is a holocaust denier, and like father like terrible, terrible son.

4. Chris Brown

I know some of you readers love him because, I dunno, he volunteers or some such ridiculous thing…but the bottom line is this guy into domestic abuse.  He’s a freaking girlfriend beater.  Disgusting.

5. Kanye West

We can all agree that he’s talented…but he is such. A. Dick.  Am I right? I mean, I get it, you think you’re a genius and nothing will stop you doing whatever you want.  Gag me.

6. Ke$ha

I sort of hate her  because she thinks she’s all avant garde, like the new, even grosser Avril Levigne.  And, she spells her name with a freaking dollar sign, which is superdouchey.  The question is: is homeless a hole the new thing?

7.  Rush Limbaugh

Conservative, disrespectful crap.  Just disgusting.

8.  Jessica Simpson

Half the hate is just the sheer fact that she’s rich and famous and is borderline mentally handicapped. The other half is her smug, infantile smile and her preoccupation with her own hair.

9. Shia LeBeouf

It’s that annoying nebbushy kid given a ton of power. Everything about this pipsqueak is like a rash on my eyes and ears.

10. Gwyneth Paltrow

Hey, I’m Gwyneth Paltrow and I love culture and promoting high end culture through my high-end, bourgeois blog. God, she sickens me so much with all her crazy loads of useless crap and smugness.