Man, celebrities have so much money. Doesn’t that mean that they can fix their unsightly dental issues? And some do, which makes their mouth look even worse! Here’s a salute to ten celebrities with less than perfect smiles, and when they did to improve their teeth (for better, or for worse!)
1. Mike Tyson
This guy has terrible teeth, probably due to his profession of punching people in the face, and vice versa. What do you do iwth bad teeth if you want to look more glamorous? I guess cover said bad teeth in gold. Gold. Gold I say!
2. Amy Winehouse
Textbook horse teeth, not to mention the rest of her is also a trainwreck. Her teeth, specifically, are super long and she’s missing some molars in the back (classy!). I mean, they’re probably coated in thick layers of whiskey and crystal meth, so I’m sure she’d be a dentist’s dream.
3. Tom Cruise
In the beginning, L. Ron Hubbard told Tom Cruise that his mouth shall be canted one way, though he will be famous. Puke. Anyhow, Tom’s teeth (and maybe, Jaw) are all slightly to the right, if you’re looking him straight in the face. Weird, yes. Weirder than scientology, no.
4. Kristen Dunst
Her front four teeth are totally inverted. I think it’s sort of cute, though.
5. Ricky Gervais
We’ve come a long way. Which means, just because you’re British doesn’t mean you can have trainwreck teeth and get away with it. Ricky, get some invisalign. Geez!
Jewel, you’re a lovely woman, but didn’t they have corrective dentistry up in the whatsits of Alaska where you were born? No? Well, I’m pretty sure the continental U.S. does. With nice teeth, you’d be gorgeous!
7. Morgan Freeman
He’s since had some corrective dentistry, but man, this dude’s teeth were GNARLY back in the day. Now, he just maybe needs some whitening. Good for you, Morgan!
8. Jon Heder
Has some weird buck teeth going on. I can’t even really put my finger on it, but he looks like a little beaver. Maybe it’s tooth to gum ratio? Either way, I know something’s UP, HEDER!
9. Hilary Duff
Hilary’s a special case. She USED to have normal teeth, and then got these crazy horse veneers. I mean, honestly, your smile before was way less toothy. Gross.
10. Steve Buscemi
…has terrible teeth. But I don’t care. This man is amazing. I love him. He could floss with a battleaxe and I’d still think he’s awesome.
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