10 Celebrities Who Have Losts a LOT of Weight

1. Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson has lots a WHOLE lotta weight through weight watchers, and describes herself as a regular woman trying to meet weight loss goals. Yeah…I guess so, but I don’t have a record deal or an Oscar. She won’t say how much weight she’s lost…but I’d say maybe 8-10 Oscars? That’s 60 lbs, in normal person terms. 2. Star Jones

Star Jones, gastric bypass queen. She’s estimated to have lost at LEAST 150 lbs, which is like one of me, if I’ve eaten 3 cheeseburgers.

3. Horatio Sanz

No image to display here, because he’s so goddarned thin! Kidding, but they didn’t have one. He’s lost 100 lbs by not boozing and eating better. Which doesn’t seem drastic, so I guess he was really letting loose. Yikes!

4. Drew Carey

Drew Carey has lost a TON of weight going carb-free. That sounds very, very unfunny. BAGEL BRUNCH IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, PEOPLE.

5. Kelly Osbourne

Osbourne lost weight through drugs uh, I mean, I healthy, low-carb diet and exercise whilst on Dancing With the Stars. Okay, I guess I believe it.

6. Nicole Richie.

Another drug-addled success story.

7. Lea Michele

God, I hate Lea Michele and her stupid self-riteous vegan-ness. The only thing worse than her gross body is her gross attitude. EAT A BURGER.

8. Carnie Wilson

Another no-pic for this one, but take it from me, this songstress looks GREAT. She’s had ups and downs, but now promotes healthy eating and healthy, safe exercise.

9. Oprah Winfrey

She’s lost a ton of weight, on and off, with her army of servants. Here’s her with one servant, now. Oh wait, that’s Sir Paul McCartney. Anyhoo, she’s down at a healthy weight, and is battling her thyroid with meds and a healthy lifestyle.

10. Raven Symone

Ahh, and my favorite little piglet, Raven Symone. May her fat rest in peace.